I'ave Bin Away 4 Awhile

I'm Back As Dwayne Goodman.


Dear Diary, I am Dwayne Goodman, 17 years old. It’s 1st January 2008. I decide to keep a daily account of the event which past during this year and my thought on these events, 2008 is going to be GREAT! I went to a party and lets just say "SHIT WENT DOWN!" The Party was MAD uno what i mean alcohol, loud music and teenagers lool lets just say people were having more than enough fun

TILL. . . That prick Michael Bay decided he wanted to be superman.DICKHEAD!

Can't give away the whole ting can i but yeh dats the first little extract from Dwayne's Diary. . . hope you enjoy
p.s tell me what you think or ask any question you would like Dwayne to ask
PEACE OUT AND THANKS FOR READING

Main Guys (Little Black Book)

Characters So Far

· Dwayne Goodman – Main character, his diary is what the whole film is based from. Young Dwayne is an everyday kid who just wants to have fun but like unlucky for him, he is going through the ‘big-headed’ phase.

· Jasmine Smith – Dwayne’s long term girlfriend. She is a beautiful person both inside and out, he calms Dwayne down. Dwayne doesn’t understand how important she is too him.

· Callum Taylor – Dwayne’s Best Friend, Callum & Dwayne understand each other like no1 else. They have been the best of friends from crawling days, Callum & Dwayne together are the craziest people on the planet. Callum is easily angered which causes problems.

· Gabriel Williams – A close friend of Dwayne, he is the good guy who always tells Dwayne when he is going wrong. Gabriel can always somehow see what will happen in Dwayne’s future but Dwayne never listens to him.

· Michael Bay - A boy known in the area, went cold-hearted after getting involved with making the wrong choices. Constant tension when Dwayne, Callum & he are in the same place.

The Plan

Hi Guys, lool i ain't wrote a blog in awhile and my last one was ". . ."(lets just leave it at that) I'm a sanguine google it.

Nevertheless I'm back , i love acting and everything around it. One day i had an idea of a film i would like to see. I write scripts all the time in my spare time and when a good idea pops into my head. So i have decided to use my blog to help me.

The script is titled "Little Black Book" and is about how "Dwayne Goodman" (age 23/24) realises how important his family and friends are to him by looking back in time with the help of his diary. The film begins with an argument which Dwayne and his long time girlfriend "Jasmine Smith" are having about an unexpected baby. Dwayne is not ready for this child and goes out to the Balcony.

In a moment of rage, Dwayne kicks a few boxes (things they were planning to throw out) among the mess is a little black book which Dwayne picks up and opens it.

That is just to set the scene kind of, however starting from 1st Feb i will be posting diary entries to see what you think, what would be good to add in and all other views. Each point will be seen as a way to help me make this very script better.

Dumb It DOWN!!!

I'm Confused am i the only one that thinks girls these days are stupid and getting dumber as the days fly past?

Shocked! Don't be its getting obvious and if you haven't noticed open your eyes

Me and my boy Ayo (http://ayo-journo.blogspot.com/) have been talking about this for awhile lemme give you a few examples:

Example 1: Girls Are Mad JEALOUS lool no hype, all boys need to know is that you feel him n shet men its a wrap. Depending on the boy he own that girl for awhile. Girls can argue ryt bout now and say they can do dat too and you aint lying but bois are smarter, greedy and cold-hearted.

Example 2: Girls Just Dnt Care! Its bare funny like, girls just don't care if a boy has moved to your Friend, your Best Friend your Sister even YOUR MOTHER GOD DAMIT SHET!!!! these girls will still move.

All i'm saying is Fix Up, Look Sharp
I could say so much more, but thats a hype.
Ladies open your eyes, your gender is slacking
Change it!

Age Is Nuffin But A Number

Yavru Kartal Muhammed. . . Would HOT You NO HYPE!
He Is UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!

Facebook. . . SHET!

SHET. . .Only word that came to mind when i think of Facebook.

Let me unravel the latest twist in my battle with Facebook.

I checking my e-mail as normal then one e-mail stood out to me "Facebook Support"

So I opened it and it read:

"Hi Martin,

Your name has been changed, and we have reactivated your account. We apologize for any inconvenience. Enjoy the site.


Thanks for contacting Facebook,

Cassidy
User Operations
Facebook

Now i have two accounts. . . FRICKING LOSERS! Thanks Facebook

KILLER Text!!!

At 9.22am on a bright Saturday morning, i was awoken by a text.
At first due to lack of sleep the words just looked a big blur, however as my eyes started to adjust i saw.

"Martin, I'm afraid you
no longer have a place with the group
you are not what we are looking for
you are a fantastic lad
however you will not fit into our show.
Call you later" . . . SHET!!!

(For those who do not know im WAS part of the RADA Youth Group
RADA = Royal Acedmy of Dramatics Arts
And was the only black guy from the ends
SADEST STORIES)

The moment i read this, it felt like a PUNCH TO THE FACE!!!!!!

(jus know i was MAD quiet round my house for awhile)

Catch Dem If You Can

N-Dubz. . .SHET MEN!!!!!






Now If Deres Guys (wen i say guys i mean people just to clear dat up) Out Dere Who Still Think "Argh Man I Wanna Be . . . But Its Gona Be Hard n I Dnt Tink I Can Do It" SHURRRRRAP!
Anyting Possible(that phase gets BANG'd) but its True

I 'Will' Be Dere!

Will Smith is my guy man. Hes one of the main reason i wanna be an actor from the days of "Fresh Prince"

They didn't wanna show my personal favourite pick up line.
"See I Noticed, You Noticed Me, So Im Giving You A Noticed, Dat You Have Been Noticed"
LOOOL GuyestMan Bar!!!

But Yea! Soon Come I 'Will' Get To That Level, Hopefully Will Is Still About.
My Aim Dis Year Is To Get My Face On Tv
So Wen It Hits 2010 i'll B Gone By Den

FACEBOOK IS A PAR!!!!!!!!!!

The year has just began an already problems are arriving.

I Log on to my Facebook earlier on it was working fine, then i left'd it on for a bit, den ayo tld me to look at sumting. Heres is where eish got really weird.

The screen went bk to the login bit. i was like oooooooooooooooooK
but my e-mail and password was still dere so i click'd on it.

Den A Strange Message Came up:

Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

I Had never seen that b4 so i thought there had to be a mixup so i went bk and tried agen that message still can up. I did it a few times till that message became annoying then i chose to click on here.

Then I found out why my facebook had been disabled:

Why was my account disabled?

Your account was disabled because the name it was registered under was fake. We do not allow users to register with fake names, to impersonate any person or entity, or to falsely state or otherwise misrepresent themselves or their affiliations. In addition, Facebook accounts are intended for use by single individuals, so groups, clubs, businesses, or other types of organizations are not permitted to maintain accounts.

Why doesn’t Facebook allow fake names?

Facebook is built around real world interactions. Operating under an alias detracts from the value of the system as a whole. Users who operate under fake names are also prone to abuse. We take this standard very seriously and take down fake accounts as we become aware of them.

I think my account was disabled by mistake.

If none of the above are applicable, and you think your account was mistakenly disabled, please contact us here. Make sure to write from the log in email address associated with your disabled account and to include a brief description of your issue.

On Facebook my name is Martin Mr. Unstoppable O-Whyte which to some extent is my name.

FACEBOOK IS A PAR!!

The REAL Meaning Of DIY

It alot my first blog and i have alot to rite about.
Oh yea HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS
But Yeah a couple months ago my xbox 360 decided to wanna start playin games with me. 3 red lights popped up for people who don't know what that means, its like wen your pc crashes so yea my xbox crashed. The normal thing to is to bell Microsoft and they would come and pick it up and bring it back as good as new. So i did however they didn't come to i thought maybe i did something wrong so i called them agen . . . these guys still didn't come so i tried 1 . . .2. . .3!!! more times making a total of FIVE CALLS!!!!!!! from my landline to Microsoft.

It was getting to close to Christmas and i had to play my xbox, so i thought to myself "U No Wat Just YOLO Dis Man" (YOLO=You Only Live Once) so i went on the World Wide Web to find out what causes the 3 red lights. . . After research i found out its due to overheating, basically Microsoft ZOOG'D everyguy to save space and money they used sum SHIT excuse for heat-absorbers

Here is where my own independent thinking came in.
These four silver things are four stacks of 2 one ps on top of each other wrapped in duck-tape i used this to absorb the heat. . . BAD IDEA It work'd for awhile however the 3 red lights where quick to re-appear. At this point i was contemplating buying a new xbox. So I sed to myself lemme try something new.


So I open'd my xbox once agen took out my sad excuse for heat-absorbers and jus left'd it.
What happen'd next actually shocked me. The 3 red lights disappeared and i have been playin my xbox open since.

NOW TELL ME DAT AINT D I Y